constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party


That life ain’t for me.

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

That life ain’t for me.

(via nowyoukno)

You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love. — (via yousickbastard)

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hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(via barbosacide)

portugaltheman:

My lil Nephew, 👉Winston👈, is such a #BADBOY 👊 😂 #BLESSED 🙏#AREYOUTALKINTOME #ALASKA ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

portugaltheman:

My lil Nephew, 👉Winston👈, is such a #BADBOY 👊 😂 #BLESSED 🙏#AREYOUTALKINTOME #ALASKA ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

did-you-kno:

A couple of Canadians have started a Toronto trend called “Draking” by slapping photos of rapper Drake’s head onto wheelchair signs in honor of his “Wheelchair Jimmy” character on the show Degrassi.  Source

did-you-kno:

A couple of Canadians have started a Toronto trend called “Draking” by slapping photos of rapper Drake’s head onto wheelchair signs in honor of his “Wheelchair Jimmy” character on the show Degrassi. Source

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

(via gypsyrose27)

sixpenceee:

This body art/optical illusion has all our jaws dropping. (Video)

(via humblebeee)